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Joke of the Day

"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"

"I met Phil Spector's brother Crispin the other day. He's head of quality control at Lays."

"I have reached a stage where I'm looking for a real eye opener for a girl friend. It would be a nice change because all my previous girl friends were Asian."

"Ambien is not the answer, unless your neighbor questions why you were sleeping on their couch and where did their cheesecake go."

"So I was sitting outside today when all these guys flew over and just started sticking it in... I must have swatted 20 mosquitos..."

"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"

"What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? Full."

"I gave an elderly hare viagra but it died I guess old rabbits die hard"

"Baby you are like a white dwarf star.... Extremely hot but not very bright"

"I was making a recipe that called for tapioca flour, but we were all out. Thankfully, my wife figured out I could substitute corn starch. Clabber girl."