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Joke of the Day

"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"

"I searched deep in the anals of history and found nothing but shit... Or ""The annals of history are mostly full of shit..."" *maybe that can be an adage or something?"

"I like my coffee Like I like my women Strong and free!"

"I can't make Casey Anthony jokes. My mom would kill me..."

"so there's this group of people who are protecting a van they call themselves the Vanguard"

"I love the way everyone who uses hand sanitizer looks like they're hatching some kind of evil plan."

"What's the difference between pussy and parsley? Who the fuck eats parsley?"

"boyfriend jeans are over. in 2017 its all about wearing your boyfriend's dog's jeans"

"How are Bill Cosby and Santa Claus similar They both only come when your sleeping"

"Why does Mrs Pepper walk funny Cause Dr Pepper comes in a can."