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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a tree that hates this joke? A face palm."
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"I failed my spelling test I got an F for f-ort."
"Have you ever eaten a salad, then had a chickpea on your face?"
"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies."
"CAPTAIN AMERICA: *punches guy* Take that villain CAPTAIN BRITAIN: *punches guy* Take that guvnor CAPTAIN CANADA: *punches guy* I am so sorry"
"Why do girls wear make up and perfume? 'Cuz they're ugly and they stink!"
"How many ""friendzoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."
"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."
"What's a orphans favorite ice cream flavor? Banana Foster"
"A blind man walks into a bar... ... a table, and a chair."