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Joke of the Day

"Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time."

"what do you call a bunny in a kilt? a hopscotch"

"Why do people like r/citrus? It's sublime"

"S & M me and the wife are in the s & m stage of our marriage. she Sleeps, i Masturbate"

"Our conscience is clear- we don't use it."

"The woman who sits next to me at work just told someone she's surrounded by idiots. I feel bad for her."

"Did you hear about the first time Alexander The Great went to a brothel? He came, he saw, he came."

"How do you tell the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and one will see you in a while."

"Where should we look to stem global overpopulation? The youth in Asia....."

"How many antisocial guys does it take to change a flat tire? Fuck you!"