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Joke of the Day
"I never knew I was allergic to iron... Because after hitting the weights I get swollen."
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"What is the sexiest type of dolphin? A striped tease dolphin."
"Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly? Cause they would quack up."
"The best 5 seconds of my life are when I wake up and have no idea I'm a human or have responsibilities."
"An old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor. He ordered a banana split. The waitress asked, Crushed nuts? No, he said. Arthritis."
"What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day? A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk."
"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? ""Aww, shucks!"""
"How do you make a dead baby float? Easy! Just add Root beer and Ice Cream!"
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him."
"There's a guy in this Taco Bell bathroom stall so loud I'm not sure if it's performance art or a solstice goat sacrifice."