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Joke of the Day

"There are three bears a black, a brown, and a white one. Which bear dissolves in water? The white bear, because it's polar"

"I've got a great sense of humor *closes eyes and tilts head slightly upward* yes. there is humor nearby. 40, no, 50 yards from here"

"Name a famous explorer ""Name a famous explorer that has been forgotten"", asked my son ""Internet explorer."", I replied."

"What do you call a midget prostitute? A lowrider"

"Intelligence always beats good looks. But just to be safe I've got both covered."

"What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians? the Sin of 4"

"If Reza from the show ""Shah's of Sunset"" wrote a book... Would he call it, ""Memoirs of a Gay Shah?"""

"I texted someone ""hell yeah,"" but autocorrect changed it to ""hell year"" because even our phones know."

"I'd be so much more successful if some of my ancestors had just married better."

"I think it's important to remember that woman aren't sex objects; women are sex people."