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Joke of the Day

"When my girlfriend complains about how bad her day was I like to hold her hands Because shes deaf"

"They said the building was made from adobe... ... but then it disappeared in a flash."

"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."

"I was really angry when my wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"

"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom."

"Why can you never trust a clumsy barista? Because she's always spilling the beans!"

"A son asked a his Jewish father The son asked ""Dad, could I borrow 30?"". The father turned around and answered ""10? Why do you want 5?"""

"I'd be worried about my privacy settings on Facebook too if I had as many pictures of my ugly baby as you do."

"Fox News: Trump looks strong! CNN: Hillary should get the win! MSNBC: If you put a buncha hot dogs in a hamburger bun, is that a sandwich???"

"How do Muslims close a door? Islams it."