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Joke of the Day
"I turned my phone onto ""Airplane Mode"" and threw it into the air. Worst. Transformer. Ever."
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"Girl, if you don't stop touching my crotch,... ...you might feel a small prick."
"My safe word is antidisestablishmentarianism. Don't worry. I never get laid."
"Yesterday I was telling my friend that my chiropodist improved my posture ... He pointed out that it was in fact my chiropractor. I stand corrected."
"October tenth is a day that I rate... 10/10"
"Why didn't the rest of the fractions like ""mc"" very much? Because he was generally known to be a square(ed)."
"Geometry Joke. So I was in my Geometry class and my teacher was giving us a ton of homework. So I said to her ""stop being an angle side side."" Edit: thanks hypervelocityvomit."
"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."
"What is the definition of stalking? When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it"
"Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs."