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Joke of the Day

"Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison? Because he catches all the snitches!"

"why didnt the butcher win the election someone found out about his pork-barrel spending"

"The guy who invented urine therapy died a few days ago. May be rest in peace."

"I was wrong about Hillary not having sufficient doctoring. Turns out she's surrounded by spin doctors."

"By telling the punchline first How do you fuck up a joke?"

"I just saw a guy with a hook hand and a ponytail. Dude, you cut off the wrong thing."

"Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler.... The neighbours think I am a stud when they hear her panting heavily ""give it to me!"""

"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because his wife is a bitch!"

"Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: ""Make a fright turn at the corner."""