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Joke of the Day

"Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison? Because he catches all the snitches!"

"My daughter just said, ""Daddy, you're good looking & not fat like other dads."" She's only 10, but we're headed to the BMW dealership now."

"I'm attracted to fat chicks... ...by the force of gravity"

"All those guys who refuse to marry their girlfriends until everybody has the right to marry must be shitting their pants."

"When's the best time to come out of the closet? When the coast is queer."

"You're not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU'RE RICH"

"Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? p p"

"Don't be that guy that goes around saying ""Don't Be That Guy."""

"I want to have kids before my parents are too old to be able to take care of them."

"The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out."