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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list."

"A girl compliments a guy on his new phone. Girl: 'Nice phone!' Guy: ' Thanks! I won it in a race.' Girl: ' Who were the participants?' Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '"

"Where do boxers punch each other the most? In the ring."

"what type of music does a balloon hate? Pop music"

"Rick Astley is such a nice guy He'll let you borrow any of his Disney Pixar DVD collection! Except Up! He's Never Gonna Give You Up"

"Q: If everyone in America started driving pink cadillacs, what would you have? A: A pink car nation."

"Sure, there are plenty of fish in the sea, but they won't have sex with you either."

"What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!"

"What's the Difference Between Trump and Garbage Garbage can be thrown out"

"Why was a happy couple weary to kiss at the gas station? They were scared of sparks flying."