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Joke of the Day

"A blind man walks into a bar ow."

"What do you say to the midget prostitute? ""Don't you think you're selling yourself short?"""

"Stevie Wonder... I don't see what his problem is!"

"I don't hate you. Hate is such a strong word. I just want to tickle your brain with this ice pick."

"What's another name for semen? (w)Hole Milk!! :D"

"*leaves one gummy bear in the packet* i'm letting you live so you can go back to your king and tell him to send the rest of his troops"

"What does a Japanese chef shout in bed? Ooo mami! (Umami)"

"Why do girls suck at playing hockey as goalie? Because there are 3 periods and only 2 pads"

"In his quest to gain more power, the mad scientist extended his hours at the lab. This is after he discovered that power is work overtime."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool."