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Joke of the Day

"What do you use to transport pittas? A flatbread truck"

"What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please"

"So Curtis Jackson has filed for Bankruptcy... at least he still has 50 Cent to his name."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butch ! Butch who ? Butch your arms around me !"

"What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall? A year in prison if there's any justice."

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."

"You're a recruiter and Google is not blocked by your company filter. What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in? [deleted]"

"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"

"Spooning leads to forking But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed."

"Funniest joke 2015 I can't(won't) steal it so here is the original link http://i.imgur.com/asy1AU4.png"