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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"

"How does batman store energy? In BATteries"

"""Excuse me shopkeep, where are your Terminators?"" ""Aisle B, back""."

"*breathes on window creating condensation *starts to write in condensation *sneezes *head slams into window and breaks it"

"As a married man, how excited I was that I almost has a successful Steak & BJ day... The steak was delicious, but I didn't get two of my ribs removed in time."

"People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno."

"What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts? Silicon Valley."

"Sean Spicer getting very upset with the media for not reporting that Trump put up a 28/13/11 triple double against the Rockets yesterday."

"What are the similarities between feminists and hobos? They both ask for change and never get any."

"Philippe Petit walked between the twin towers in 1974, big deal, I can do that today with no training. Just made that up, I hope it's not too soon."