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Joke of the Day

"Spooning leads to forking But if you fork the wrong dish, you could get knifed."

"All food I purchase should read: ""Serving Size: Probably This Entire Box In Less Than An Hour, You Fat Fuck."""

"Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?"

"How is having sex with a woman and eating at KFC similar? After you're done with the juicy breasts and the tender thighs, all there's left to do is to throw the bone in the greasy box."

"[Jedi Training] TRAINER: Any questions? STUDENT: Can the Force be with me? TRAINER: I don't know...CAN it? STUDENT: Oh right...May the Force"

"Playing play doh w/ 3 is just her ordering me to ""make elephant! Now teapot!"" As if I have the artistic ability to create more than a ball."

"....Hey...uh...hey. Reddit. Yeah, you Reddit.....what do ducks eat? **QUACKERS** **LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL--STARTS CHOKING ON OWN HUMOR--**"

"Chuck Norris Jokes http://chuck-norris-jokes.com/"

"Went into a restaurant and asked the waiter for a haramburger He said you can't have that...it's forbidden"

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