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Joke of the Day

"The Thai Girl One day, I decided to take a bus to work for a change. Seated across the aisle from me was a beuatiful thai girl. I thought to myself, ""please don't get an erection"". But she did."

"Did you hear about the girl who resembles a rat? She comes from verminy"

"If the opposite of Pro is Con... What's the opposite of Progress?"

"My boss told me to ""dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman."

"Our kids seem to prefer Kraft mac and cheese over the usual spaghetti noodles and crushed up generic Doritos."

"China are probably making all the medals anyway."

"I hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts making explosive noises so I check and it's still cold. Why you gotta be so childish?"

"Why is incest so fun? Because it's a game that the whole family can play."

"spent the last 36 minutes yelling at this ugly little girl to get off my lawn before realizing it was my naked reflection in the window."

"I used to have a job crushing cans. It was soda pressing."