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Joke of the Day

"Today I saw two blind people fighting I shouted ""I'm supporting the one with the knife!"" They both ran away."

"America will suffer if Trump becomes president... You could say we're going toupee for it"

"The NSA isn't all that bad It's the only part of the American government that listens to its citizens!"

"What do you call someone who lurks for child pornography? A Predditer"

"How many cow-lories does a cheeseburger have? Moo many..."

"Now you can handle those nasty cuts from the comfort of your home... ... with ""Suture Self""."

"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLING, THEY HATING"

"Do you know why I hate drinking with blind people? They can't handle their liquor--They always black out"

"Islamic state claimed responsibility for american presidential elections."

"Jack the lad at work came out with this one today... What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke.."