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"how many tourette sufferers does it twat to caun a light bollocks?"
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"[NSFW] What starts with an R and ends with a sentence? Rape"
"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"
"Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick."
"[glances toward living room stenographer] ""Please read back what my wife said 45 seconds ago."" stenographer: I promise not to get mad"
"2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy! Me: Oh ok then 2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy! Me: huh? 2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY"
"Baby, it's cold outside. I checked my weather app."
"A Jewish boy needs $20 So he asks his father. Son: Papa, could I have twenty bucks please? Father: Ten bucks!? Whaddya need five bucks for!?"
"What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone? You-Rang-a-Tang?"
"So, #Dorners ID was found in San Diego a week ago and then unmelted in the burned down cabin? sounds legit."