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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a zombie that runs fast? A zoombie."
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"Eventually you're going to achieve self awareness in a padded cell, staring at your palm, realizing twitter was just all your personalities"
"""Apparently I wasn't clear the first time that I want exactly two joules per second in my ass"" ""I said watt watt in the butt."""
"What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? Her hips."
"People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made."
"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"
"How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb? Yes"
"What do get when you mix two breads? A hy-bread"
"Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than it does today? We would get paid every day, and all women would bleed to death."
"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."