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Joke of the Day
"How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb? Yes"
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"Sometimes I pretend my hoodie sleeves are elephant trunks. My vote counts just as much as yours"
"I have a sixth sense of humor. I laugh at dead people."
"The movie Interstellar was so deep that.. Adele was rolling in it"
"Why is Reddit such a great place for freedom of speech? [deleted]"
"Son, always wait 30 minutes after eating before swimming ""But dad we're goldfish"" Oh yeah, I forgot ""Forgot what?"""
"""Oh, don't use that picture of me, honey. Please, I look so old in that one. You must have a better picture."" -Whistler's Mother"
"A book fell on my head today... I can only blame myshelf."
"The only thing worse than a male chauvinistic pig is a woman that won't do as she is told."
"What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday."