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Joke of the Day

"Eventually you're going to achieve self awareness in a padded cell, staring at your palm, realizing twitter was just all your personalities"

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"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? Because she couldn't see that well. *crickets, crickets*"
"They say Republicans are toxic and Democrats are stupid. And they're right. Just kidding they're fags."
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"I was recently the subject of a joke. I chickened out of a fight, and crossed the road to get away."
"Donald Trump doesn't like Mexicans, and I'm terrible with timed writing prompts. I guess we have similar opinions... We both hate ese's."
"Ill never try suicide again! Last time I almost killed myself"