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Joke of the Day

"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."

"What do you call a spider that likes 80s music? A Durantula."

"Waldo asked his wife what was for dinner... Fondue, waldo."

"After weeks of speculation that the new pope would be black... ...alter boys at the Vatican are letting out a collective sigh of relief"

"Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type."

"When abroad, James Bond is known as +44 07"

"Why didn't Ronda go to Prom? she got Holm schooled &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; [/r/funny told me to go here >.>]"

"Why is it that when your dog brings you things he's killed it's cute, but when I do it we have to get the police involved?"

"The best part about pooping with the door open in the morning is being able to see everyone's face at Starbucks."

"What's the difference between illegal and unlawful? One's against the law and the other is a sick bird."