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Joke of the Day

"What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? Her hips."

"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."

"what did they call the Mexican after losing a finger minus juan"

"Its amazing how much power a simple clipboard can wield. Today I fired my boss. What could he say? I have the clipboard."

"A bunch of angry redditors get pissed because of...? (This joke?)"

"After winning the election, Donald Trump has already started with his racist agenda... He's already kicking a black family out of their own home."

"My youngest son can now reach the light switches, so don't come over to my house, unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure."

"9am: Very busy day today, I need to focus & stay off the internet 1pm: did you know that Texas has the largest population of prairie dogs?"

"I think my iPhone is broken. I keep pressing the home button but I'm still at work!"

"ME: [bumps man] MAN: [spills coffee] Say sorry ME: No MAN: Then I'll see you in court ME: [remembers I own a camouflage suit] You won't"