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Joke of the Day
"What did the engineer say to the flood? Dam!"
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"In light of Wednesday in Texas Talk about a clock block."
"""FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE!"" Mother Nature"
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tiss"
"Whats it called when you give a dolphin food for it to do a trick? Squid Pro Quo"
"Yesterday at around 830pm a man pulled out a pair of scissors at me Luckly I had enough agility and I pulled out a rock because if I were have pulled out paper he would have won."
"My inappropriate uncle told me this one when I was 11: Where do cousins come from? ant holes"
"I saw a play that had King Midas meeting Oedipus. It was pure motherfucking gold."
"How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
"a baby seal walks into a club.."