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Joke of the Day

"Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs? It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!"

"Why did Donald Duck break up with Daisy Duck? Turns out she was a quack whore."

"A carpenter goes to a brothel. Had a threesome with two bi whores."

"DOC: good news is you'll make it ME: phew! DOC: ...into the the record book for stupidest way to die ME: *still vomiting marshmallows*"

"What do you call a group of brain surgeons? A neural network."

"What do you call a haunted accordion Polka haunt us"

"A long time ago a friend of mine called me conceited, but after all these years I've found out that I'm just one swell guy."

"People tell me that I'm a bad knitter oops, wrong thread"

"What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market? Hello ladies."

"""Like, 2?"" - someone in a decision-making position when asked how many outlets a hotel room should have"