200623

Joke of the Day

"Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs? It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!"

"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but only if the light bulb wants to change."

" Look, it's an octopi"

"Two cannibals were having lunch. 'Your girlfriend makes a great soup' said one to the other. 'Yes!' agreed the first. 'But U'm going to miss her terribly.'"

"Once there was a man who never left his home. .......Don't get it? . Well, it *is* an **inside joke.**"

"If you ever feel sad remember that there's a number you can call and a pizza will be there in 30 minutes."

"Ted told me i'm a dick... I said i'm not addicted."

"A consensus means that everyone agrees to say collectively what no one believes individually."

"""What happens to germaphobes?"" They wash their hands so often, they dry out and people assume they have AIDS."

"what do you call a Black man with a small dick? By his name you racist fuck!"