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Joke of the Day
"People tell me that I'm a bad knitter oops, wrong thread"
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"What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!"
"Sold my wife on ebay. Dreading the buyer feedback."
"Just for fun they should have the next Olympics in Ireland so they can call it the O'lympics."
"What do you call a pedophile musician? A kiddy-fiddler"
"Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist? Because flashing gives them seizures."
"That song from Frozen is really getting old... I kind of wish people would just... Let it go"
"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"
"Shout-out to cows. Without them we wouldn't have burgers, pizza, chocolate, ice-cream and many other delicious food."
"What do you call a midget in a subway saying, ""tick...tick...tick...""? A metro-gnome"