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Joke of the Day

"A carpenter goes to a brothel. Had a threesome with two bi whores."

"[spelling bee] Your word is 'effusive' ""E-F-F-U-S-I-V-E"" That is correct. What was your name? ""It's Siv"" I know lmao [hi5s other judge]"

"If you show up to a job interview high and tired... You're hired!"

"The problem is I'm really tired... But I hear there's a nap for that."

"What did one John say to the other John? ""What's the matter? You look flushed!"""

"Are you ignorant or apathetic ? I don't know, and I don't care..."

"How is life at the post office going? It's going well I guess. It has its usps and it's downs. Edited for correctness"

"I asked her if she had ever tried 69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""

"I was telling my friend a joke. ""There was this gorilla... ..."" ""I fucking swear, if this is another Harambe joke, I..."" ""Well, thanks for killing it."""

"If Shrek can find love, so can you."