200513

Joke of the Day

"What sound does a doorbell make in China? ping pong."

"What do you call fast midget house cleaners? Minute maids."

"U just HAD to be polite & hold the elevator for me. I could have had a nice, quiet ride alone. Instead, I had to be polite & talk about fall"

"What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? Your erection."

"what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator"

"Your stick figure family window sticker promotes an unrealistic and unhealthy body image for your children."

"Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape."

"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"

"I have a joke that will make you look stupid. Oh. I see you have already heard it."

"What do the Irish hate more than potatoes? No potatoes."