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Joke of the Day
"what did the call the time travelling cyborg who had a weak bladder urinator"
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"A man is suing a hardware for selling him a bucket with holes in it. Personally, I don't think his argument holds water."
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"Tasteless Stephen King Joke When Rachel Creed came back from the dead, Louis killed her with a 12 Gage."
"Eating a Clock I tried eating a clock once, I wouldn't do it again. It was very time consuming."
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"How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard of hearing? HEY! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!"