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Joke of the Day
"I have a joke that will make you look stupid. Oh. I see you have already heard it."
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"So now i hear donald trump wants to put auto gun turrets on his wall I say, do the coastlines too. Keep out those merpeople!"
"What do you call a bull that masturbates? Beef Jerky."
"I wanted to shave my testicles... But I didn't have the balls."
"You know what's funny? My life :("
"Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, ""I'll have some H2O."" The second one says, ""I'll have some H2O too."" The second one dies."
"What did Naruto say at his mentor'a funeral? Bereave it."
"What do you call an angle that is cute ? Acute angle."
"My highschool sweet heart is the mother of my two children. But apparently, my wife isn't too happy about it."
"A pretty girl walks into a bar. Bartender asks, ""what are you having?"". Girl responds ""I'll take a a Double entendre"". ... So he gives it to her."