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Joke of the Day
"Why did the sex assault victim get triggered by the pear? Because pear in an anagram for rape."
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"What do you call a little Lannister when winter finally comes? Peter Shrinklage"
"Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa!"
"I read that 10 out of 2 people are dyslexic That makes two of us"
"I've found that the things I'm most interested in aren't really in my best interest."
"If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety."
"A fighter plane mechanic goes to the doctor for his impotence. The doctor examines him and then writes a brief diagnosis. ""Could not reproduce"""
"Bill Joe Armstrong (From Greenday) was walking down the street. A girl walked past him and said ""Wow, you smell amazing."" He replied: ""That's because I wore cologne, I wore cologne."""
"Life is like a box of chocolates... When you've reached the end you feel sick, ashamed, and you just want to die."
"MEDIC: ""Put pressure on the wound!"" ME: ""Hey, wound! All the cool kids are drinking and you should too!"""