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Joke of the Day
"What do you call fast midget house cleaners? Minute maids."
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"What do you call a dinosaur who just got out of a relationship? Tyrannosaurus Ex"
"*guy struggling to pick his teeth with a toothpick* Narrator: Don't you wish there were a better way? -commercial for business cards"
"Why could the brony butterfly just barely not fly? He was a Fluttershy Posted it because My Little Pony jokes that don't insult bronies are a Rarity."
"A bikini is an outfit where 90% of a woman's body is exposed. The amazing fact is that men are so decent, they only look at the 10% that isn't."
"Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"Why do we use black pens on white paper? So hangman is more realistic."
"Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment. We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed."
"Just moved a book to make room for my phone on the table and in that one action I symbolized everything that's wrong with us."
"Women's sports"