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Joke of the Day

"This is a dark one! A black baby, pickle and a blender. what do you get? A Nickle!"

"My wife and I were happy for 20 years... ... then we met"

"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."

"I keep getting mixed up between claustrophobia and homophobia. Which is the one about being in a closet?"

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."

"My best friend has been diagnosed with HIV ""Everything will be ok"", I said, ""just stay positive."""

"The person who came up with ""happily ever after"" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years."

"Oh, man. My grandma caught me texting my OTHER grandma and now things are super tense."

"When I make math jokes, I try to appeal to the lowest common denominator... The problem is that with you lot I usually end up dividing by zero. /mathburn!"

"Why are mimes such good rapists? The D is silent. <i just thought of this! be gentle with me>"