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Joke of the Day

"Dad joke for my birthday I just opened my birthday card from my Dad... ""How time has flown, it only seems like 12 months since your last birthday"""

"Why was the midget fired from his job? He came up short on his register."

"What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter? A weeping Willow."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately"

"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"

"Why do we feel like whistleblowers right now? Because we're Snowedin."

"My friend Gav died to die... after taking to many heart burn pills. I cant believe Gaviscon."

"What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink? Decalfinated."

"Words can't describe how beautiful someone is... But numbers can. 4/10"

"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"