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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Will Smith's crying daughter? A weeping Willow."

"Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes that was one of his most striking achievements."

"""What's an FAQ?"" is probably an FAQ."

"I hate taking pictures of mirrors. The pictures always come out with some a**hole in them."

"Cartoons lied to me as a child. I was lead to believe quicksand was going to be a much larger problem in life."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks."

"*Tweets funniest tweet ever *Dies laughing *Over 6 billion die laughing *Germany and Russia survive *Coz nobody left to explain the joke"

"I don't call it stalking I call it checking up"

"I can only imagine Hugh Hefner ejaculating is like a really weak firecracker going off in a bag of flour."

"A retard and a Christian walk into a bar.... the Christian says ""do you believe in god?"", and the retard says ""what do I look like? , some kind of retard?"""