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Joke of the Day

"Someone called me a pussy Well, you are what you eat"

"If you've ever written a Yelp review of a Starbucks, I can help you kill yourself if you like?"

"What do you call Michael Buble's long lost evil twin brother? Pu-pu puble"

"What do you call a student that graduates bottom of their class in Med school? A doctor."

"You've got to hand it to short people. Because sometimes they can't reach."

"How did the detective know the Necrophile Killer was a hipster? He fucked his victims before they were cool."

"If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she? Dead."

"What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight P.Cs of eight."

"I'm dyslexic and diabetic... So needless to say, I'm laying off the crabs."

"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."