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Joke of the Day

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Death Row Barbie ...comes complete with cell; raunchy cellmate sold separately"

"What do outlaws eat with their milk? Crookies."

"What came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."

"God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him."

"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."

"Seasonal Star Wars joke > **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. > **Luke**: How? > **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents. EDIT: Formatting"

"There's one thing I've learned after my son got hit in the face with dog excrement. I'm rather good at golf."

"What do you call a stoner dinosaur? A Smokealottapottapus."

"Why can't a dog clap in the middle of a movie? Because it keeps hitting pause."

"A vulture boards a plane... ...carrying with him two dead raccoons. The stewardess says, ""I'm sorry, but we only allow each passenger one carrion."""