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Joke of the Day
"Why was the midget fired from his job? He came up short on his register."
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"""I'm liking where this is going"" I said, pointing to a potato chip making its way toward my face."
"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."
"How often do I drink Blue Moon? Once in awhile."
"Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well? ... because it has NO FANS!!! (get it? no fans? ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)"
"Cleaning a house while toddlers are in it is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos."
"What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends..."
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, you racist!"
"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."
"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity"