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Joke of the Day
"What will they call Bruce Jenner after the final sex-change operation? Sluice"
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"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."
"What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments? A metal band"
"My dyslexic friend is getting married! I'm a groomsman, but a dog is my friend's best man."
"regrets? [thinks back to the time i drunkenly watched Spy Kids 3-D & it forever ruined my netflix recommendations] yeah i've got regrets"
"What did the Bra say to the Hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift."
"I wanna work at a bank so I can get that employee discount on money"
"Follow your dreams Except for that one where you're naked at work."
"Every Liam Neeson movie now is just him talking on the phone then killing people, right?"