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Joke of the Day
"On behalf of black people, I'd like to apologize for Nicki Minaj"
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"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheberg"
"the times they are indeed a changin..but the one time thatll never change is Lunch time. lock them engagements in if you think this is good."
"Why do men, on average, die before women? Because they want to."
"Did I tell you I'm dating a midget? I'm nuts over her."
"So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone? You skip them both."
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"So, how do you like your job as an elevator repairman? Meh, it has its ups and downs"
"What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !"
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? Take the S out of safe and the F out of way.."