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Joke of the Day

"So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone? You skip them both."

"""Nah, you can push the gas. We got seatbelts."" - Paul Walker's last words"

"I named my son Gram It's short for Grammar because he was supposed to be a period."

"5 guys walk into a bar You'd think atleast one of them would have seen it."

"""YES, MOM! NO CRUST! You've been making my sandwiches for 37 years now, STOP ASKING!"" *mom leaves crust on so you'll finally move out*"

"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"

"What do you call a prematurely born Chinese baby? Sudden Lee"

"Want to hear my favorite holocaust joke? Aw, schwitz! I forgot it :("

"He told me I was the ""bee's knees"". I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur. Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?"

"What do you call a Jewish minister that barbecues? A Ribeye."