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Joke of the Day
"What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !"
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"Trump: ""Hows that Mexican mall going?"" ""Mall? We thought you said wall"" Trump: ""No way that's harsh, also hows that Muslim band looking?"""
"Did you hear the joke about ebola? Never mind, you won't get it."
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"We'd been married for 5yrs before we heard the patter of tiny feet. In time even the kids learned to live with the massive rat infestation"
"Prominently display feminine hygiene products in your living space to let him know your eggs are still viable."
"I contacted and arranged for a meet with an undercover FBI agent to show my skills in deduction and reasoning.. Unfortunately,a 14 yr old girl showed up at the coffee shop"
"You scream, I scream, we all scream, then I leave the women's restroom."
"Girl are you a qwerty keyboard? Because U and I were meant to be together."
"I'm a shy little Pebble.... I wish to be a little Bolder"