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Joke of the Day
"So, how do you like your job as an elevator repairman? Meh, it has its ups and downs"
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"How do you say 50 cents name in Zimbabwe? 400 MILLION DOLLARS!!!"
"Nobody in this grocery store thinks I'm a good bowler. Also, clean up in aisle four."
"Snow Ain't the problem Isis"
"My hot dislexic co-worker said she had an important massage to give me in her office... When I got there, she told me it can wait until I put on some clothes."
"My grandfather developed cancer in his early twenties. He is considered to be the most evil scientist that ever lived."
"Me: ""Aw, your baby is cute. How old?"" Woman: ""Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time?"" Me: ""Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."""
"So me and my ex never worked out I was a cancer she was a cunt.. Anything but a Virgo and her Pisces smelt like a Taurus"
"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"
"Why was the egg late for work? It ova slept."