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Joke of the Day
"What type of Bee gives Milk? A BooBee!"
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"What do you call a flock of crows who are resisting the urge to sin? *A tempted murder*"
"For every male action, there is a female overreaction..."
"When your friends start with the Dead Baby jokes, hit them with this (NSFW): How do you blend a baby? Feet first so you can cum in its mouth as it screams."
"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."
"The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different"
"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because women like their dicks 20% off"
"[a girl favs my tweet] [goes to pharmacy] one condom please"
"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"
"This oatmeal tastes just like bacon because I threw it away and I'm eating bacon."