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Joke of the Day
"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"
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"what does donald trump do with the nuclear missiles when he doesn't want to have them anymore fire them"
"I just swallowed a whole box of scrabble pieces... My next shit could spell disaster"
"Teacher: Jimmy what is a shih tzu? Jimmy: Excuse me miss? Teacher: A shih tzu Jimmy, a shih tzu? Jimmy: A zoo with no animals miss."
"""There's approximately a 50% chance there will be weather today."" -meteorologists"
"just met a guy who's using an empty beef jerky bag as a wallet so don't worry you're probably doing just fine"
"A kid with A.D.D. walks in late for class... Look a squirrel!"
"Why did the boy fall off the bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold"
"What do you say when the Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BAT MAN What do you say when a stolen Batmobile drives by? Na na na na na na na na BLACK MAN"
"What do you call an anorexic with a yeast in infection? A Quarter Pounder with cheese! Yum Yum"