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Joke of the Day
"Some people are so fake that they make Pamela Anderson's boobs look real!"
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"Compare to what Luke and Anakin had lost, Leia is considered lucky At least she still has the D"
"What do you call an Indian Jedi? Mace Hindu."
"Sorry I panicked and told your kids that Santa is able to visit every house in one night because he does meth."
"I'm convinced that those at work who drum on every available surface incessantly killed things as a child."
"Q - Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? A - Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed. Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge."
"A redditor and his friend, Elle, walk into a bar... The redditor notices a jar of mayonnaise on the bar, so he says, ""Hey, Elle, a mayo!"""
"Guys, this may all be some sort of marketing ploy, but if the email I just received is accurate then local singles want to fuck."
"*steals someone's soul* *steals someone's mate* *Creates a soulmate*"
"why call it ordering pizza and not the pursuit of happiness"