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Joke of the Day
"Why do jews get their penises circumcised? Because women like their dicks 20% off"
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"All the toys under the tree Have now gone completely missing You've been hit by You've been struck by Reverse Santa Claus"
"What do you call a pack of 8 Timbits? A Timbyte"
"Your girl's legs are like McDonalds breakfast....... OPEN 24/7 EDIT: Replaced pants with legs"
"I went to see a Doctor today and apparently I'm a Paranoid racist!?! Well he didn't say anything actually.....But i knew the Black Cunt was thinking it."
"Me: Hey, don't assume I'm dying alone. I might find someone, you don't know. Waiter: I asked if you were dining alone. Me: Oh, sorry. Yes."
"Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route."