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Joke of the Day
"For every male action, there is a female overreaction..."
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"Dear every guy that works out excessively, the sun is out! NOW is your moment! It was all worth it! Take that shirt off and walk around!!"
"Technically, ears can be ""Love Handles"" too."
"""How fast can you hack into the system!?"" ""20-25 minutes."" ""You've got 10 minutes!"" ""Okay, well then I can't."" - real life spy dialogues"
"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""
"My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she's very QRS about the alphabet.... I'll see myself out."
"GOODBYE WORK COMPUTER HELLO HOME COMPUTER"
"I asked a meteorologist whether or not it would rain. He said, ""I don't know its up in the air""."
"What do you call a fake noodle? an IMPASTA"
"I taught my son never to quit ... ... now he always uses force quit."