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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a flock of crows who are resisting the urge to sin? *A tempted murder*"
Next Joke
"How many violent revolutions does it take to change a lightbulb? Violent revolutions never change anything."
"Please just try it. Every woman you see tonight: ""Sexy Gary Busey?"""
"Some guy yesterday wanted to get all up in my grill... ... So I hit him with my truck."
"What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan? Urine for a surprise."
"Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away."
"The most important organ I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."
"She's a 159er Oh shit, it's 1:59, I'll take her."
"A man walks into a bar... His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart."
"*Nerdy guys phone rings* JOCK: ""Who was that, your girlfriend?"" *Everyone laughs* NERD: ""Nope. It was yours."" *Dead silence*"