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Joke of the Day

"I could never be friends with a dildo. They're stuck-up cunts."

"What did the dog get at the vet? [FIXED]"

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"Reddit, what good thing got ruined? Reddit."

"I don't get why everybody hates on ISIS.... Their drug policy, for one, is incredibly progressive. Women get stoned legally over there all the time!"

"I'm not saying she's a slut... But she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy bird"

"Have you heard this one before? Yes, twelve posts ago"

"The sentence ""I'm aware"" isn't very scary Unless you put Wolf on the end."

"Two atoms are in a bar, Two atoms are in a bar. One says, ""I think I've lost an electron."" The other asks, ""Are you sure?"" To which the first replies, ""I'm positive."""

"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."