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Joke of the Day
"All racist jokes are the same If you've heard Juan you heard Jamal."
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"The sad porno What did the man say after he saw a sad porno? -That one was a real tear jerker."
"Two gay guys are standing on a corner when a hot man walks by. Gay man 1 leans over and says, ""See that guy? He's a good fuck."" Gay man 2 says, ""No shit?"" Gay man 1 replies, ""Well, hardly any."""
"Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? To Make America Great Again"
"I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done, but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out."
"Today a man knocked on my door and asked me to make a small donation to the local swimming pool So I gave him a glass of water"
"I studied abroad the first semester of my junior year Then she closed her blinds"
"Bruno Mars is the best levitating vegetable magician I've ever seen. He can do 24 Carrot Magic in the Air"
"Manslaughter: I always used to read it as 'man's laughter'. Seems oddly appropriate for someone who's got away with murder..."
"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."