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Joke of the Day
"I'm not saying she's a slut... But she's been banged more times than the first pipe on flappy bird"
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"What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl? The Dallas Cowboys"
"They say the more you drink the higher your tolerance is, but that's bullshit because my friend's an alcoholic & he still hates gays."
"If you tell me I can only have sex with your sister over your dead body, your funeral is going to be awkward for some of your family."
"ECHO! ECHO! ECHO! Hahaha. Just kidding Tina! But in all seriousness that's quite a serious infection you have here. - Me as a Gynaecologist"
"When is the Speech Therapy Class? It's hard to say."
"There are starving kids in Africa. IHOP has a ""Kids Eat Free"" promotion. Just build an IHOP in Africa. Problem solved."
"""You are what you eat."" ARE YOU CALLING ME A PUSSY?"
"If you hear the words ""oh yeah, suck it"" coming from my bedroom, it's probably just me vacuuming."
"Drugs don't kill people, people who run out of drugs kill people"