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Joke of the Day
"The sentence ""I'm aware"" isn't very scary Unless you put Wolf on the end."
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"""You never told me you were vegan!"" - no one ever"
"If they could bottle how good it feels to take off your bra, that would sell for more than any expensive wine."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? Rip-off."
"When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling."
"Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity."
"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""
"What would it take for the Beatles to get back together again? Three more bullets"
"What do you call the drummer that just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."
"How do you clear out a synagogue call the irs"